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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
Bill Murray (What about Bob)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby too.
Wednesday: They had sex.
Addams Family Values

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

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Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

Pugsley: We're not shy!
Wednesday: We're contagious.
The Addams Family

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Airplane

I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
Arthur