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(Jon Heder) - I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cuz I can't fit my "num-chucks" (nunchaku) in there anymore.

(Jon Heder) - Lucky!

Tina Majorino: Is anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college.
Aaron Ruell : Your mom goes to college.

Aaron Ruell: Geez. I think you ripped my mole off.
Jon Heder: I did?
Aaron Ruell: Yeah. Is it bleeding?
Jon Heder: A little bit.

Jon Heder: How long did it take you to grow that mustache?
Efren Ramirez: A couple of days.
Jon Heder: I wish I could grow one.

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( Efren Ramirez ) - If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true. Thank you.

Trevor Snarr: Hey Napoleon. Whaddya do all last summer again?
Jon Heder: I told you. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines.
Trevor Snarr: Did you shoot any?
Jon Heder: Yes. Like 50 of em. They kept trying to attack my cousins. What would you do in a situation like that?
Trevor Snarr: What kinda gun did you use?
Jon Heder: A freakin' 12 gauge! Whadda ya think?

Sandy Martin : How was school?
Jon Heder: Worst day of my life, whadda ya think?

(Jon Heder) - This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

(Efren Ramirez) - Wow.

(Jon Heder) - Yessssss.

(Jon Heder) - There's a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me. Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite.

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